Just a Guy

I can't help it, if you're a hot chick then I want to sleep with you.  That's just the way it works as a guy.  Still, I feel like a scumbag sometimes.  Like when that hot chick who's my friend tells me that her and her boyfriend or husband are separating, I feel bad for her.  At the same time, in the back of my head, a voice says "YES! Back on the market."  It's a shitty thing to think but it's the truth.  If that's a girl that you wanted but couldn't have because she was married, of course you think the same thing.  Don't lie and say "No" because you're only lying to yourself, nobody believes you.  That voice? That's the inner brain manifestation of your penis' consciousness.  To be honest, most of the time, us guys don't have a shot with whoever this girl is but that doesn't stop us from wanting it to happen.  But then, every once in a while when the planets align correctly, it's a girl that confessed to being attracted to you when they were still locked down and said something to the effect of "if I weren't taken ..." When that girl becomes available, you have to jump on your chance.  If you don't that window of opportunity is going to close.  Most likely she doesn't view you as relationship material, she wants that rebound before she locks herself down again because in all likelihood she's a relationship person.  How do I know this?  Is she a woman?  She's a relationship person.  I know many women who have said that they weren't, and they might not be at the time (usually during college), but at some point a switch flips.  So let me be fully clear on this, I do not at any time condone hooking up with someone while they have a boyfriend or husband, but if that is no longer the case and that window of opportunity presents itself, you send yourself flying through that thing like a guy who just got kicked by Chuck Norris in an episode of Walker Texas Ranger.