PSA: Keep It Clean, Watch Out for the Seam

I've never experience this before in my life until just recently so I wanted to put out a PSA for the men of the world:

DICK CHAFING IS NOT A JOKE
I am an active guy.  I run, swim, bike, play football, soccer and various other sporting activities.  I've always had a pretty copasetic situation going on down there save for the few times I've had some chafing between the thighs.  Nothing unusual.  Recently I ran out of clean underwear so I decided "I'll just wear some shorts under my pants today".  Well, that turned out to be the entirely wrong thing to do.  After walking around all day in jeans, then running after work and then playing a football game after running, the crotchal region was in a dire situation.  The seam on the inside, front of the shorts spent the entire day irritating me in such a way as to be extremely uncomfortable for the coming week (something which has just recently improved).  "Didn't you feel it happening throughout the day?"  Well you would think, but it actually wasn't all that uncomfortable.  It wasn't until late in the day when I first started feeling discomfort.  The next morning turned out to be the worst.

WHAT DO I DO?
If this does ever happen to you, and I hope it doesn't, I recommend keeping the chafed area clean and using neosporin+pain relief and anti-bacterial band-aids.  This combination will help keep it clean, pain and itch free.  The last thing you need is for you penis to become infected.  That is a situation I hope nobody ever has to deal with.

For all of you who thought the affliction of Dick Chafing was a joke, it most certainly is not.  Keep it clean and watch out for the seams.